We all can't be lonely

Michael B. Jordan did an interview a while back and said he's lonely and was craving a relationship, but does not know if he wants to be in one. I mean what the fudge?? Are we in some type of alternate universe? How can a BEAUTIFUL, rich, successful, sexy man be lonely and there are literally lonely (maybe even a splash desperate) women right here. And by right here I mean ME!!!! I'm telling y'all I would run top speed to him if he gave me the inkling of a chance. Shoot, I would just run to him regardless and he would just have to call the cops on me ( jk....well, maybe). See life is weird. How can anyone be lonely when there are other lonely people looking for someone. If only we could communicate with each other. There are dating apps and speed dating and such, but people abuse those methods too often. I swear I wish I could send a bat signal or something.

What would my signal look like?

a dove,

maybe a heart with some arrows pointing to it.

I would love it to say, "pimp (less) in distress." or "come get it boys."

[Author's note: Just in case you think my fascination with MBJ is a bit weird, check out my book. You will definitely think something is wrong with me then.]